The England cricket team were decisively thrashed by the Australians at Headingley in 2 1/2 days.
The middle order (Nos. 3,4 & 5) scored 16 runs between them - in two innings.
Basil D'Oliveira is no longer around, but when I was a lad, I always felt reassured at the thought that "Dolly's in next ! ".
As for the present incumbents, the less said the better.
(for Worcs against N'hants, Milton Keynes, 1978)
Basil Lewis D'Oliveira 1931 - 2008